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Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
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Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes
by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
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Jew Cookies

Definition- another term for U.S. denomination coins.
ex: "dude I found a Jew Cookies under the vending machine"
by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025
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Leche and Cookies

Leche = Spanish word for milk.

When you see a girl with big boobs, you milk her and bring a bag of cookies along.
Man, you gotta get some leche and cookies from that hoe.
by Option G Soulja November 1, 2008
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operation milk and cookies

A strategy in any RTS game where the player will take all of his units and attack in a last ditch effort to destroy as many of the opponent's units as possible. Usually used when the enemy has a very obvious upper hand or near the end of a game.
In Starcraft 2 I was on my last legs, so I began Operation Milk and Cookies and destroyed half of his base before I died.
by Nerdextreme January 3, 2014
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thin mint cookies

A term used to describe a grain of marijuana
"Aye bro you got some weed?"

"He'll yeah I got them thin mint cookies weed kush grain
by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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