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Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025
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whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton October 3, 2011
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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Ad domus conservationist

One who recycles and conserves at home, and makes sure the whole world knows it. However, anywhere else this person will waste more resources than a hummer on steroids.
He is a ad domus conservationist. He only cares about the environment at home.
by Aarif Bhagat February 18, 2015
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The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another
Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
by amkwong July 23, 2016
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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