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KY Conservative

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.
My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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inactive conversation

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random guy: you're a nerd
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Limousine Conservative

Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:

- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.

- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them

- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.

- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"

- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs

In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?

Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!
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white conservative straight christian males

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males
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pot quality conversation

Conversations that are as intellectually thought provoking, while completely sober; as they appear to be, while you're stoned.
My father and I always had, pot quality conversations, when I was growing up.
by Mineareallgonnabestupid March 26, 2017
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trailer park conservative

A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.
Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.
by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017
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Asynchronous Self-Conversation

A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.
To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.
by but for October 21, 2017
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