condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.

someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"

by Takuban November 6, 2006

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

by Liquailliam May 17, 2014

Condesledding

The movement of a glass due to the condensation around it.

"Is there a word for when you set your glass down and it scoots across the table on its condensation?"
"Condesledding"

by blameitonchemo November 26, 2009

Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.

Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."

by Doug Cota August 6, 2008

Ellen Conder

Ellen Conder is absolutely brilliant. If you know Ellen Conder you should consider yourself lucky. Only god himself may be able to explain the awesomeness that is Ellen Conder. If Ellen Conder allows you into her life, you must pray each night, 10 times, just to thank god for passing this amazing honour onto you. The very thought of Ellen Conder is able to make most men cum in their pants.

Ellen Conder is GREAT.

-"hey, guess what?

-"what?"
-"Ellen Conder is brilliant."

by Aduuuuummmmmmmm August 11, 2010

Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.

I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.

by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010