Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.

"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."

by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013

Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.

Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."

by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019

Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"

"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"

by kitten78 April 23, 2010

Ass clown

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.

“Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”

by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

Clown Car

The term used when you have a lot of people and not enough space in the car. So you decided to squish people in the car knowing you don't have enough seats and seatbelts

John: We have 5 people, do you have enough space in your car?
Me: Nah I don't, lets clown car

by h_wong January 13, 2018