Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

cleaveland steamer

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

by none given January 28, 2004

Cleaveland Steamroller

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.

Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!

by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010

Cleveland Brownnose

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole

Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!

by ChatNasty February 14, 2008

cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush

A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!

by OneFaller September 28, 2005

The Cleveland Wave

The feeling you and all your friends in the room get when you realize that your awesome sports team is going to drop the ball again in a series and lose all hope for your city.

This feeling is similar to the one you get when you eat too much hot sauce and your stomach decides to tell you so.

We were watching the Cavs in game 5 and all of a sudden the cleveland wave came over us and we knew it was all over.

by Disco_Inferno May 14, 2010