Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.

Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ

by parsidot August 1, 2024

Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.

-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018

christ rifle

A nail gun

I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?

by Ejdjdbajw December 28, 2021

OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024

guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!

omg guys wtf is lil christ doing!!!!! in the retarded closet!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf he also left the door oh no guys!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!! lil christ what are you doing!!!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!!

guys wtf is lil christ doing!!! oh no..... why does he do wtf in the closet every night when i come home!!!!!! OMG HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET WTF OH GOD OH FUCK!!!!!!!!! MOMMMMMY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021