talk chalk

A webcomic by St. Fallen about the lives of 8 pieces of chalk, that talk. talkchalk.wordpress.com

"did you read that new webcomic talk chalk?"
"what?"

"talk chalk, did you read it?"
"what?"
"fag."

by stfallen August 21, 2009

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Rowan Chalkey

anything close to something that is disappointing will be over-exaggerated in depressing, and sometimes sickening ways.

-Lyfe is soahh degrahhding
-Your voice mahhks meh want to to stomp a baybeh
wow what a Rowan Chalkey

by Harold Jefferson March 8, 2011

Serial Chalker

An individual known to frequently portray their thoughts and beliefs on civil structures via the chalk method (usu white chalk).

The ideas known to motivate the serial chalker are the short span of survival of their artwork and slogans, the belief that this inherent quality does not qualify their offense as vandalism, and the ability of the method to target chalkings on random or targeted individuals.

John: Did you see that serial chalker feverishly scrambling to evade the law on Elm last night?

Greg: Must have missed it.

by jamm_tux December 21, 2012

Emma Chalker

The most fucking beautiful and sexiest woman on earth! Emma Chalker is kind hearted and really funny. Emma Chalker is a big drama queen though. Emma Chalker gets pissed of really easy. All the boys love her! Is quite smart and enjoys sport. Can make people laugh really easily by telling random jokes and tbh I don't know where she gets her humour from. But overall Emma Chalker is bloody fucking amazing!

absolu amazing Emma Chalker

by Flexiblegymnast92 April 18, 2014

greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage

hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

penispeeurinepossycrewshlong

by chodley696969 March 4, 2016

Getting chalked

When a male uses pool chalk on the tip of there penis and uses that as lub' for anal sex.

Dammmmn i bet sara is so used to getting chalked.

by Dez nouts April 18, 2016