buttcheek on a stick

(noun)
something thich causes more than any other object or item in the universe... nay, multiverse ever could. it inflicts the most torturous, agonising, excruciating pain known to any conscious being in the past, present, and future.

kid: mothertrucker, dude! that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

by jan Kanon July 27, 2023

butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.

Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-

by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023

butthole dog crap inside

huge brain

hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside

what did you say

oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Buttcheek Pussy

A vagina that has a very plump fupa which makes all the mess up front resemble buttcheeks.

I just did sex with a thick ass broad her buttcheek pussy was fire. Ooooooooohhh lala.

by Paul Zappia August 29, 2023

Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023

Smokey Butthole

-Noun

-Verb: Smokey Buttholing
-Adective: Smokey Buttholed

We were smoking from my friends elephant bowl with the trunk for suction and the carb was the butthole, every time when we hit the bowl an cherried it the elephant filled with smoke and wed say "smokey butthole" as we pass it off.

- "Dude that smokey butthole was soo good"

by M@rty Mcfly October 13, 2011