As defined by comedian Paul Rust on podcast Comedy Bang Bang Live from Comic-Con (released 7/18/13): "What's a turd but the ghost of a burger."
by EchoManZulu August 28, 2013

To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.
"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas
by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015

Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!
by Stripy42 April 2, 2013

by Jimmy5544 December 7, 2020

by phat burger February 1, 2017

Cook Burgers is a ROBLOX game developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Burgers, you can cook burgers, as the name suggests.
What the fuck did you think i was gonna put here?
Oh, you can also deep-fry rats and then freeze them.
In Cook Burgers, you can cook burgers, as the name suggests.
What the fuck did you think i was gonna put here?
Oh, you can also deep-fry rats and then freeze them.
Player 1: dude what the fuck is cook burgers
Player 2: a game where you cook burgers?
Player 1: well at least its not cook sandwiches
Player 2: that game is ancient!
Player 2: a game where you cook burgers?
Player 1: well at least its not cook sandwiches
Player 2: that game is ancient!
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

A hamberger made in Australia which is made up of (but not limited to): Bread, a meat patty, ketchup, mustard, relish, onion, tomato, lettuse, hot peppers, mayo, pickel, olives, bacon, fried egg, and beet root.
by Andrew Jerabek August 2, 2006
