barack bump

to "bump hands" with someone who is politically suave, thus making you look cool and politically suave to the general public at the same time.

"Hey Senator (put fist out)"
(Barack bump)
"Hope you'll Barack out with your cock out this fall..."

by TDoug June 10, 2008

The bumpy ride home.

When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.

Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"

by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 26, 2010

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Boobie Bump

The act of snorting any kind of fine, granular and often illegal substance off of a woman's breast

Did you see that girl's rack? Talk about boobie bump potential!

by yonyonson August 3, 2006

Bunny Bump

This is very small portion or "bump" of drugs - originally used in relation to Ketamine use. It originates from a girl called bunny on the party scene in South London in 2006 and is now used widely amongst clubbers thughout the UK.

One party goer says to another "Oh no I don't want a whole line of Ketamine - I just want a bunny bump"

by Absolutely Not December 24, 2008

love bump

"puffy pussy" when a medium built female wears tight fitting pants and has a puffy pussy you can clearly see.

The little tramp has a love bump.

by nastytrucker44 February 3, 2009

Bumpy Cake

Bumpy cake is a shaved vagina which has the misfortune to develop razor burn after the pubic hair has been removed.

After she shaved her pussy, it became bumpy cake.

by thelittlestendless July 22, 2011