Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there

OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!

by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009

bum nuzzler

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.

Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.

by jimmy2fast December 2, 2009

bum tater

another word for a scrumpious part of the bottom of a female, or ass

Jake: dude you see the ass on that gurl

Nelson: whats an ass?.. ohhh shit you mean bum tater id hit that all night

by assnigger December 7, 2009

Bum Grubs

Worms. Intestinal worms.

Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.

Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.

by smartsara July 12, 2010

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 7, 2010

Bum Drum

The use of your behind as a musical instrument through slapping it with your hands.

Who needs to beatbox when there is the Bum Drum!

by spudolicious March 9, 2011