Showbiz Breakfast

A breakfast meal consisting of a black coffee, a cigarette and painkillers. Usually occuring after a heavy night out. Importantly, this is the only thing consumed before at least 4pm.

"I'm starving, I had such a wild night last night- all I've had so far today is a showbiz breakfast."

by RossLF February 13, 2009

chemical breakfast

The first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a H2o condiment.

Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.

Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself

by Lacrajo September 19, 2013

Yorkshire Breakfast

When an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an "oversized" T-shirt, that only appears as a a normal T-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her vagina to everyone within the room. Often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of C'Thun from World of Warcraft.

As I was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting Yorkshire Breakfast out in the open.

by Vohkun September 21, 2016

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

X For Breakfast

When a person has the drug She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfastX (ecstasy) for their first meal of the day. (X MAN, X MAN, X MAN)

She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfast
I threw that bitch on a sandwich, no cheese, no lettuce
I ate that lil' bitch, she was super wet
I ain’t need no beverage
The way I fuck lil' shawty, she coming back for seconds

by sohfwastaken October 26, 2022

portugese breakfast

First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.

"Amanda was dissapointed that Kenny couldn't finish his Portugese Breakfast."

by BLR June 11, 2006

All American breakfast

1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.

2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.

Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.

by swboarder55 March 22, 2008