Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

broken

commonly misled by slovaks instead of the adjective "broke"

It was broken, we fixed it!

by wilderoben May 27, 2020

Broken faucet

Someone who leaks a lot when horny

He is such a broken faucet when I humiliate him.

by JYKowalski August 21, 2025

Broken foot roulette

When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken

My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.

"She's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

Broken Sink

A sink that broke.

Greg: "MY SINK ITS BROKEN"

Other Person: "Yes Greg, it's a broken sink."

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022