lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.
"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"
by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017
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bean boner

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"
by St. Patty December 06, 2013
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Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
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Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
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boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"
That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.
by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
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boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.
by stars and strikes June 07, 2014
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Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
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