"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"
by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017
by St. Patty December 06, 2013
An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
by stars and strikes June 07, 2014
Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011