boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.

*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.

by Jojopa January 25, 2022

bean boner

The girl version of a boner.

"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"

by St. Patty December 6, 2013

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010

Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.

Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015

Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it

"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"

by lpm100percent April 23, 2015

pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009