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Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 27, 2009
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baby blast

to ejaculate your seamen a.k.a man jelly
"yo dude last night i was with this chick and right when i was about to baby blast i pulled out to make her think i came, she turned her head, and POW! i baby blasted all over her face!
by allikis britton June 28, 2009
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Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?
by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010
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tunnel blasting

Driving swiftly through a tunnel in a sports car with the windows down.
Dude#1: Hey dude let blast this tunnel ?
Dude#2: Ok, I'll wind down the windows so we can do some tunnel blasting!
by Driva1 October 14, 2012
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shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.
The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.
by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013
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Ballroom Blast

When you dance like in the movie Cinderalla and then have sex on the floor with a glass shoe.
Me and bae had a great time doing the Ballroom Blast
by Dustyturtle January 8, 2015
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Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.
"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."
by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015
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