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Ground Beef Bandit

A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.
I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!
by Panda Bear 43 October 16, 2018
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Sexual Bending

A common form of dancing that is popular amongst today's young people. It happens when a female homosapien stand in front of a male homosapien and bends over and dances to trashy music (usually with lots of rapping). Most teachers and parents disapprove of this type of dances. It upsets them. Recently caused a controversy at a high school in Union Grove, Wisconsin (a small village). Made the news in many parts of the United States.
1. We got kicked out of the dance for "sexual bending".

2. OMG, we were sexual bending during that Lil' Wayne song!
by HappyCamper17 April 20, 2010
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one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.
"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."
by Allison J December 8, 2004
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phany bandit

phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.
hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend
by spittyfire1207 April 7, 2009
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bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
by smashley2121 March 15, 2010
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Crash Bandicoot

by WhoDatFreshBoi August 29, 2017
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GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.
First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)
by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009
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