Best Friend

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.

Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.

by theChickenButt March 23, 2022

Best before

An item is at its best between certain times. It will still be good after is best before date, just not as good and not for as long.

Honey does not have a best before date

by Stankygirl. 67 September 6, 2020

best maid

The best man but it’s a female instead

I’m gonna make Emma my best maid

by Bud523 February 23, 2021

best to three

When you're a sore loser and you need to string out losing.

Trent lost, so he changed it to best of three. He lost again, so he changed it to best to three to string out his loss.

by Becsas March 31, 2016

best mate

Best friends that are also room mates.

(phone rings a super mario theme)
Hello?
Hey!
Oh best mate what is going on?!
You need to check out this bullet..
Sorry, I can't right now.. I'm on my way to a nooner!!

by sugarcoatedme December 8, 2011

best friends

someone who still loves you when you fart in their face..

girl: *farts*
bff: gross! gosh, i love you!

by kathleen February 11, 2007

best-friendability

It means that u have the ability to be the best of friends

U most defintley have a best-friendability attribute
The Thing i like most about u is ur best-friendability

by Martin and Dean December 9, 2008