Baked Up

to fuck someone up.

guy1: did you see what happen to joe?
guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl

by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 26, 2010

baeday

Another word for your yearly anniversary with your significant other.

Me: "Happy 3rd baeday, I love you so much!"
Bae: "Damn, it's been three years already?!"

by abnay July 25, 2014

Oven baked

oven baked is when the area you smoke in, is extremely hot

"dude its like 400 degrees outside, im not trying to get oven baked"

by AceFalcon October 9, 2013

baked chicken

When the fenale is on all fours knees and elbows bent while wearing ankle socks and primed for rear entry.

I turned Suzie over into the baked chicken and crammed my rod in her ass!!!

by Stinky Pete September 27, 2003

Bard

When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".

Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.

by Pedro December 4, 2003

Baked Alaska

The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.

Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

by King.Key August 20, 2009