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jelly bracelets

Well i think that these "SEX" braclets that the adults came up with is bullshit! geez! "oh someone broke my bracelet...HAHA...HA" Grow up and please get a life. Packs of those things are like 2 dollars and nobody is going to break it! I wear them everyday, cramming as many as i can on eah arm...and yes including BLACK. But just because some stupid person broke my black braclet im not going to go and have sex with them...if anything then ill make them pay for a new one. Its all just a big..Ha ha ha, funny thing for kids to be able to say "awww! now you have to have sex wit me!" people who take them seriously are just ignorant. Go Get Lives!
Girl: Hey!
Guy: HA.HA.
Girl: Pervet
Guy:HA.HA.
Girl: *hit guy in face and stalks off*
by Mollie January 9, 2005
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Redneck Wheel Barrel

After finishing in the wheelbarrel position, begin to run straight towards a wall, resulting in your partner ramming her head into the wall, ensuring a clean get away.
"What happened to my sisters head?"
"Oh, she seemed clingy so i got her with the Redneck Wheel Barrel."
by Carl Beddingford III February 4, 2008
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barcedes

cooler filled full of alcohol at a Mercedes Benz car's trunk...
Let go party at my barcedes....!
by francoy209 June 20, 2011
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Barrel of monkeys

To have a lot of fun.
To enjoy oneself, in a crowd or alone.
"Dude, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm havin' a barrel of monkeys!"
by Bobobo May 22, 2005
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Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.
Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007
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Double Barell

When you have your penis inside an anus and stuff your balls in the vagina. This usually culminates in a simultaneous expulsion after ejaculation.
"She wanted me to double barell her, but I couldn't stretch my balls that far."
by ElQuacko January 5, 2009
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empty barrel

A really dumb person that doesn't know what they are talking about. Generally a person in power that got there through devious means.
by Dawoehl October 20, 2017
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