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August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.
Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”
by QuinnDearest_ August 9, 2021
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August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
by Overtake August 20, 2022
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August 26

Your best friend has to buy you your favorite food
On August 26 your best friend has to buy you your favorite food
by Mlcg1 August 25, 2022
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August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022
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August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.
calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single
by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022
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August 26th

August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.
Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”

“No…. No it can’t be”

“What are you talking about?”

“NO. RUN.”
by oovantoovan August 21, 2022
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August 4th

It’s August 4th so send me an ass pic
by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022
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