August 25

National slightly above average dick day.

Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.

Rocky: That’s cool I guess.

by Not Liam or rocky November 9, 2021

August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

August 4th

National send ass pic day

It’s August 4th so send me an ass pic

by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022

August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.

Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”

by QuinnDearest_ August 9, 2021

august 22

dracotok’s bday

-it’s august 22 tomorrow!!

-oh yeah...we know what that means...
- dracotok anniversary yay!!

by julzessie August 22, 2021

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

August 15th

International Marisol Nichols day

“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”

by _ivy August 4, 2020