Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 07, 2015

Indian Knuckle

When an FEO of feather not dot Indian descent partially sodomizes someone with their knuckle.

I was washing dishes and Evan came up and gave me a good ‘ole Indian Knuckle.

by LittleSaltyBro May 12, 2021

Spam Knuckles

A fighter - professional or otherwise who, win or lose, lacks the punching power to knock you out.

"Come on Spam Knuckles is that all you've got for me?"

by Reguez June 21, 2016

dry knuckle

While banging a chick/dude from behind, and right before climax, you punch him/her in the back of neck with your dry knuckle and climax in harmony

Dude, guess what? Carrie came over last night and I gave her a dry knuckle.

by alicat Jones March 28, 2017

Piss Knuckle

A feral, disgusting, idiotic person. These people are completely incompitant and irritating. It is a drag to be around them. Suicidal thoughts may arise when around this person. They can also be associated with the word "ledmong"

and he was, a Piss Knuckle

by Penisin May 05, 2021

Knuckle Neckin’

When you have a stoma and that is plugged up and needs someone to shove a finger down knuckle deep to clear it out so they can breath.

Debbie, “Stan you ok?!”
Stan, “ndbbsxibdei” (mumbled but quiet)
Debbie, “He can’t breath!”
Paramedic, “move aside ma’am his stoma is plugged up, he just needs a little knuckle neckin’ “
-Knuckle Necks-
Stan, “I can breath!!”
Paramedic, “Yeah I got in there deep. Your welcome” -walks off with a boner

by Manginator June 08, 2020

Knuckle Butler

As heard on the podcast All Fantasy Everything. A Knuckle Butler is a mutual agreed upon hand job with no expectations of receiving more.

Jimmy expected to get a French Blowjob from Sally at the end of their date. But by the end of the date they agreed on a knuckle butler because they were exhausted

by TheAllMightyFatOne July 19, 2019