Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

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Evan Vecchiolla

small and fruity

evan vecchiolla’s toes curl to ramen and cheese

by rileylovesJesus January 4, 2022

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ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.

Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.

by JRE617 April 29, 2021

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megan evans

Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.

Megan Evans isa girl I will no one can resist

by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017

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