ass salad

similar to bullshit

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"

by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!

I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!

by RunLacey December 6, 2015

salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac

Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date

by RayRay723 December 13, 2015

handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016

Caesar salad

Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"

Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad

by InfernaI November 13, 2018

pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt

Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"

by Skinnyjay July 12, 2017

Ass Salad

When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.

Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.

by bigteetsmcgee July 22, 2017