Masonite religion

The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church

Masonite religion

by Buttholemasonite September 17, 2021

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight

Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)

by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021

RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight

Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)

by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021

The End-times Religion

A Naziyr: Devoted One to Yahweh is the religion mentioned in the book of Revelations Chapter 7 and 14 lead by the endtimes lead prophet Naziyr, originally known as the Archangel Michael and Melchizedek with a little book (scroll) he received from Yahweh (God of Israel) in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1 & Revelations 10:1-11. A new Covenant is made with the members of this new religion and they will worship Yahweh as their only Lord and Savior.

Are you into "The End-times Religion?" You know, The Naziyrs: Devoted Ones to Yahweh?

by The Covenant Messenger August 23, 2021

Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing

Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion

by L1l k June 5, 2021

religion

religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,

but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,

just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.

person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth

by urfwiendLiL June 5, 2021