The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Forest Fire

A game to play with your best mates.

One of your friends light their pubes on fire while the rest try to put it out with their jizz.

Ronald: Hey, wanna play Forest Fire ?

Jammie: Nah, my dick got blisters.

by MF_FK0 September 11, 2020

forest fire

a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.

“i found a lighter. want to start a forest fire?”
“what the fuck is wrong with you?”

by threekingx September 13, 2020

Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020

sustainable native forest logging

the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.

sustainable native forest logging, in tasmania they have the best select logging practices in the world no longer clear falling huge areas of land and totaly destorying habitates.

by killerwew December 18, 2012

Foresters Falls

Little town in Canada just west of Ottawa, hometown of Annie's Gas Bar, beware of goblins living on main street.

Wow dude! I just seen a goblin run by Annie's gas bar down in Foresters Falls! I'm thinkin he was butt naked! Forester's Falls is the shit!

by Stelladella December 2, 2011

Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011