Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.
dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....
dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
by David from Cumming December 17, 2010
To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.
by Sophie Chambers October 21, 2010
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by Nested Elevator May 24, 2017
Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.
by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020