Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020

Zach

Verb; "Zach" is an alternative term referring to the act of sexually assaulting someone/something.
This particularly applies to a certain wicked bitch of the south (C.W) who cant handle a single prank call.

Quick, lets Zach her!

by SecretSquirter October 4, 2025

Zach

Snail eating whore, who likes tapping his sister

Dam that guy Zach is such a fag

by sukymyduky October 22, 2019

Zach

Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.

Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.

by not_imre August 16, 2019

Zach Propaganda

When you see propaganda about the French or California it's most likely Zach trying to get you to vote him for president to stop the dark future of the year know as 2042

Zach: California in the dark future will become its own country, and it'll be communist
Random dude: Now that's some Zach Propaganda

by The Jonkler September 29, 2022