A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022
Get the Zachmug. The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. Zach is the type of person t put others in front of himself. He likes to have fun and be popular but that doesn't always go his way. Most likely single although he would make a good BF. He will do anything for a girl he likes.
by INeedSomeoneInMyLife January 3, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Zach is undoubtedly the best.
by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021
Get the Zachmug. dumbass
Really terrible DM
LOVEs children
He needs to grow a pair.
Will always be friendzoned. Has NO luck with women.
Small penis
Really terrible DM
LOVEs children
He needs to grow a pair.
Will always be friendzoned. Has NO luck with women.
Small penis
by No1ZachHater March 10, 2025
Get the Zachmug. The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
by yourbestie December 11, 2022
Get the Zach figglehornmug. by cinamon cat July 9, 2025
Get the zach schwadelmug.