yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023

1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.

Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.

by mustache666 October 12, 2023

Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.

Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.

by SomeItalian November 9, 2023

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020