Washington DC

Ranked the 7th worst city in America for 2007 Most Dangerous Crime Top 25 by Morgan Quitno Press. (Used to be the murder capital for many years in the 90's and 2003-04)

GUY 1) WASHINGTON DC AINT #1 ANYMORE MAN.

GUY 2) YEAH WE FELL RIGHT BEHIND BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA AT #7.

GUY 1) BAMAS....SHAKES HEAD

by joe01yeah October 20, 2008

cock worship

To gaze adoringly at a male sex organ and tenderly touch and caress it in sensitive ways. (Can also be practiced by gays).

Brie Ann cradled Jerome's balls in her hands and stared at his throbbing cock. She licked his sac, flicked her tongue against his cock veins, twirled her tongue on his cockhead and backed off in a form of cock worship. She saw her saliva glisten on his black velvet skin. She glanced again adoringly before her white mouth engulfed his cockhead and she gave him a blowjob he'd remember for life.

by Richard Black April 7, 2005

mount vernon washington

mount vernon washington is a little town that has 23000 people... its pretty gay. we need something to do around here... there are a few cool people.

Kristin: where do you live?

Kate: mount vernon washington.

Costa: oh man that sucks

Shelbi: do you need a hug?

Kate: yes...

by washingtonsucks June 9, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

Rochester, Washington

A po-dunk hick town 30 mins south of Olympia. Used to be quiet. Now all the stupid big city people are jacking up the land/home prices! And they finally put in a MickeyDees. Great. Whats next, Walmart?

Go back to Seattle! Leave our cows alone! They do NOT tip over nicely! Its just a rumor!

Rochester, Washington. Home of the Warriors. Who used to be able to play football, now that I think about it....

by Cheryce October 28, 2006

Woke-washing

The act of dismissing crimes committed by groups whom the woke perceive as historically marginalized. Example? Native Tribes raided, slaughtered, enslaved, & committed genocide toward each other for centuries before Chrissy C showed up. It was constant, merciless, nomadic war.

The woke refuse to celebrate Christopher Columbus day because of the atrocities he committed, and replaced it with Indigenous peoples day. But when you raise the point that tribes committed just as heinous crimes against each other they bury their head in the sand. That's woke-washing.

by Danny Mullan November 9, 2021

Vancouver washington

I ain’t no hollaback girl

Spoons, my friend, lives in Vancouver Washington

by Calbbbbbb March 7, 2018