This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.

Hey I’m fucking retarded, I use electro wizard!

Electro Wizard by SkinnyGuy69420 July 8, 2021

Cheese Wizard

The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.

That guy is not only a cheese dick, he is the cheese wizard.

Cheese Wizard by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008

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Furry Wizard

This is the act of growing ones beard out to an unusually long length, like that of a wizards, then using spermicidal lube to stiffen the beard. After it dries, you then use the now hardened beard to perform the act of anal sex with your partner.

I performed the act of the Furry Wizard and it was undoubtedly the best experience i have ever had.

Furry Wizard by Furry Wizard July 5, 2008

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Period wizard

wizard of the periods. most have special powers such as the ability to give cramps, bloating, and iritability.

raelyn, YOU are a period wizard.

Period wizard by period wizard 101 March 27, 2011

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