George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

Washington Hellfire

Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.

Yo man I gave my boy a crazy Washington Hellfire last night, it was hilarious!

by Jimmy0517 June 4, 2025

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024

George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.

Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"

by Dumb_American March 18, 2024