blud washington

a person who is being a bad person

bro ur being a blud washington rn

by Glilblet March 21, 2025

George Washington

The 1st ever United States president.

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"

by Stfu p May 24, 2020

Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 19, 2025

see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.

VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”

by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024

washington & lee high school

The most ghetto-ass high school ever founded ever.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Washington & Lee High School.
Person 1:Where is that????
Person 2: Exactly!

by jessiboo-nattiekins February 27, 2014

New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.

Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.

by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019