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Washington Wall

In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"

When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.

Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.

Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.

Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!

Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!

The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.

If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
by Pyxelpusher September 12, 2022
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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)
California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020
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George Washington

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve
Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington
by A.Graf August 2, 2023
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Washington Borough

A small town in NJ where everything sucks but nobody gives a fuck. A magical land where the cops are the embodiment of police stereotypes, eating donuts by day and arresting the innocent by night meanwhile little juvenile fuckboys get to ruin the streets by blasting rap snortin' crack, mumbling on and on with their ghetto-grammar. Here in Washington Borough you live under the protection of the reverse batmen and the only way to not be locked up is if you commit crime. It is unbelievable how many times if witnessed the most goofy shoplifting sprees and still continue to see those people march into cvs, or how I always see teenagers puffing vapes outside the local youth center
"Oh boy, gotta love Washington Borough!! Sure can't wait to have the entire PD up my ass because I'm not a criminal!!"
by DiarrheaFartBall April 3, 2023
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Kayden Washington

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music
by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023
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New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019
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