Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022

white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.

Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.

by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023

5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.

Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.

by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023

Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

by WarWeasel August 29, 2024

High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'

A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart

by __naux__ October 22, 2024

Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018