waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 5, 2017

Waiting wank

Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for

I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time

by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017

waitmode

The worst idea middleschoolers have ever come up with, in which people are expected to like eachother but not be together all for the sake of trying again in highschool. A truly heartbreaking experience.

"Did you hear about Sanders and Hadley? They're in waitmode."
"What? I thought her and Justice were."
"I guess she's just wife material."

by DEPRESSIONXEMOXRAWR November 3, 2017

waiter voice

Tone of voice generally used to ask people for favors. Overly nice and soft toned. Normally not seen as a good thing.

Rosie uses her waiter voice to convince me to do her homework,

by colibri1 November 20, 2017

waitasecond

best vintage you'll find

Waitasecond, where did you find this Vintage Lacoste Sweater?

On waitasecond!

by Jimy09 November 19, 2018

waiterboarded

To be pressured into picking off the menu by the presence of a waiter.

"I need to be waiterboarded or I will never choose between the chicken parma or the lasagna."

by jarsy2004 January 24, 2019

waitakere colllege

Waitakere colllege is a stupid school that is poor and does not cear and boutique hockey.

Waitakere colllege is a stupid school that is poor and does not cear and boutique hockey.

by Snowflake flower May 30, 2019