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A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!
person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 28, 2023
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Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock
by BeSlamming November 12, 2023
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David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.
"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.
by Fenbork December 18, 2023
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Wilson

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.
Frank-“Did he meet you for dinner?”

Sarah-“No he pulled a Wilson.”
by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020
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Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018
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Rory Wilson

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.
He's done it again, he's done a Rory Wilson.
by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021
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Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
This guy is such a brian wilson
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022
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