scum whale

the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .

drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good

scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing

by uncle ruckuss July 27, 2009

Whale Hunting

Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.

Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.

by GoEatATowel June 26, 2016

Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.

My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.

by Las79 August 2, 2017

Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

by FatF***s July 31, 2012

whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.

Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.

by J-Pane March 24, 2011

thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything

"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"

by aidum September 17, 2003

harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"

"Harpoon that whale"

by cerealkiller182 October 31, 2005