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wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023
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Wicked Hours

The time of a day (usually night) where mostly everyone is horny and wants to fuck
Becka: Dam what time is it?

Chad: It's wicked hours baby.
by ithinkuknowwhoitisbaby January 6, 2024
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Wicked Wrenchie

An enthusiastic Handjob with no lube; To have a grip strength of a Silverback Gorilla.
“Hey Joe, This new chick on block gives out these wicked wrenchies, and they’re to die for!”

“When your homie asks for a wicked wrenchie and you at him in utter disgust”.
by Pingas209 January 14, 2024
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Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.
by 7568ino January 19, 2024
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wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024
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wicked type soul

the type of person who can be described in multiple horrible ways. A wicked type soul would be someone to be either unpredictable, an asshole, someone who surrounds themselves with the wrong people, etc.
Bro I: KJ just tends to surround himself with the wrong people
Bro II: Yeah, he's kinda like a wicked type soul, you know?
Bro I: What the actual fuck are you talking about
by SweeetDiz08' February 23, 2024
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wickedest slam

matt: yo i bet she gives terrible head
marcus: na cuh she gives the wickedest slam
by bigbumbaclat March 7, 2024
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