slap the weiner

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.
by #wherestroy February 03, 2018
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Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.
Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!
by Rep Frank Bob June 08, 2011
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Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel
by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023
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weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 16, 2024
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Weiner Shnoozin'

A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.
I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.
by chefguync June 12, 2019
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Weiner cookie

To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face
Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face
by It’s your boy uhhhhhhhbb March 19, 2021
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