A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant
by Mrkrabbs96 March 06, 2017
I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.
by FluffyBob September 18, 2016
The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.
I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.
by WebMaster March 05, 2015
Seeing Madame Web and jacking off while watching, then finishing onto other members of the theatre. Eventually the theatre becomes covered in a thick, interconnected "Web".
Holy smokes! We're Webbing!
by SHADYHIPSTER February 13, 2024
by MineTurtleBOOM January 02, 2019
Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.
Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.
by pwvl April 16, 2011
Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
by Lolbrono January 17, 2023