shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

wax

a word used to describe a person who is being fake or plastic

Oh my god Jaden you are being so wax right now

by ilovejadenspussy March 28, 2017

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

Wax your Gibbous

Waxing an anus with hemorrhoids

"I will wax your gibbous"

by StapleTapeworms February 20, 2024

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016