eternal virgin

a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.

p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

by yrvijwsofhn April 9, 2010

Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.

Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!

by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019

Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Virgin Hoe

When you are physically a virgin but mentally a hoe.

"Omg have you had sex yet? You are such a slut!"

"No but I am a virgin hoe."
"A what?"

"A virgin hoe, bitch"

by VirginHoeHoeHoe November 21, 2018

bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.

Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!

by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023

Spoiler Virginity

Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it

I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!

by ERROR_FOUND! May 1, 2019

Double Virgin

An individual who in their past life died a virgin and are still a virgin in their current life.

Sam is such a double virgin

by shahzam November 28, 2018