by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021
Get the unicorn pleasuremug. Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
Get the Kiss the Unicornmug. A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."
Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"
Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022
Get the goth unicornmug. A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.
by sidmon69 March 30, 2020
Get the unicorn trainermug. by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018
Get the unicorn gigglesmug. by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015
Get the unicorn parademug. A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.
by UNI1234 June 29, 2012
Get the Societal Unicornmug.