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Tuesday

a white girl that dates a black guy, a.k.a monday.
damn that girls fine as hell, too bad she's with that monday, she a tuesday then.
by birdshat December 3, 2009
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Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
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No trouble on a Tuesday

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.
"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
by R. Lethe November 17, 2020
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temple tuesday

Temple tuesday. When students of Temple University get shitty with their friends and play drinking games at somebodies house.
I can’t wait to drink on temple Tuesday next week
by Joe111571 November 14, 2023
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team tuesday

an event Washintgon College students pride themselves on, where groups of students go to the Blue Bird Tavern to drink, play pool, and watch sports games on tuesdays, all while enjoying the Birds discounted booze.
Team Tuesday has me wreck yo! Someone call the SafeRide I can't walk back
by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019
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Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself
Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere
by Gabae333 January 9, 2023
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Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
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