Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion

Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say

by FPLM November 20, 2021

Tristan

A cool dude, who loves dank ass memes + wanking his willy. He is also an aggressive gambler who bottom feeds from all his piers. not insecure about anything except his tendency to bottom feed.

Tristan is a gambling shit bag

by hwhwhwhwhwhwhw March 19, 2023

Tristan

a whore that is addicted to people named charles. Most people may defined it as true love but it i s just an unrequited love.

look he is such a tristan
he likes charles, such a tristan

by singleasf June 16, 2022

Tristan

A person who acts gay is gay but does not admit it

Tristan is gay

by Deli Mike October 07, 2023

Tristan

The worst fisherman when it comes to fishing.

Hey look a at that fish Tristan didn't catch

by CouchPotatoSL November 20, 2021

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 02, 2024

tristan

The sweetest of sweetest. He'd do anything for you no matter if your a friend, enemy, or ex. Tristan is really attractive, Tristan's with mullets have a special part in my heart i swear. He loves animals and hes either the most country a country boy can get, or hes a city boy with country roots, either way, hes absolutely perfect.

"Tristan got a mullet!"
"hes so much hotter now"

by mrm15 January 15, 2021